Bop-A-Beast is a free “whack-a-mole” type strategy game for iPhone & iPad, and Android phones & tablets. But instead of pesky little moles, our enemy is The Beast, an angry, hateful, hairy female monster who pops through portals from the Underworld to darken the hearts of humankind.
Because the Beast is made out of hate, bigotry and hypocrisy, the best weapon against her is a Cross. So Bop the Beast with the Cross and send her back to the Underworld where she belongs!
Bop-A-Beast offers three MODES OF PLAY:
- BEAST MODE – Try to bop every Beast that pops up. The game ends after you’ve let 200 Beasts get away.
- FRIEND MODE – Try to bop every Beast that pops up….but be careful not to bop a FRIEND! In life it’s sometimes hard to tell friends from enemies, but in Bop-A-Beast, we make it easy for you: The Friend is wearing rainbow glasses and holding a rainbow flag, the international symbol of tolerance, a fundamental human rights concept that is toxic and insufferable to the Beasts.
- TIMER MODE – Bop as many Beasts as you can in 60 seconds! You may experience an ecstatic rush of adrenaline and tingling sensation of indescribable happiness, but don’t worry: That just means you’re a kind and considerate person. People like you — like US — tend to find something deeply gratifying about bopping that horrible, ugly monster beast back to hell where it belongs. So bop that Beast like it’s a pinata full of gold coins or chocolate candy, or both!
Beast 1: Has a halo & cross, because Beasts are often self-righteous and clever in deceiving others
Beast 2: Has an orange prison jumpsuit (Inmate #666) because the Beast broke the law
Beast 3: Has a microphone, squealing like a pig with delight when freed from her self-imposed imprisonment
Beast 4: Has horns & an “I’m the Beast” tshirt, typical casual wear in the Underworld
Friend: Carries the Rainbow Flag, an internationally recognized symbol of LGBT tolerance & equality. (The Beast screams in agony at the very sight of a rainbow flag. Rainbows wound the Beast, much like sunlight & garlic to vampires.)
Bop-A-Beast has Music & Sound Effects. You can play with both turned on, with just Music or Sound turned on, or with both turned off.
But seriously, it’s WAY more fun with Sound & Music. Bop the Beast and hear her scream out in pain as you send her back to the Underworld! And while you’re bopping away, enjoy listening to the Beast’s catchy little theme song, “I Ain’t Got Nobody.” (And whatever you do, DON’T feel sorry for the Beast. It feeds on PITY. The Beast may not seem like a dangerous, evil monster, but it is; and like the Blob, the Beast just grows bigger and bigger the more attention it gets. DON’T FEED THE BEAST!)
For free download of Bop-A-Beast on GooglePlay, click here.
DISCLAIMER: All characters and events that are depicted and/or take place in Bop-A-Beast and its related graphics are completely fictional. Bop-A-Beast uses satire and parody to freely express, and to enable users to freely express, support for human rights, tolerance & equality, and opposition to intolerance, bigotry & hypocrisy (particular when such hateful actions are veiled by the purported mask of “sincere religious beliefs”).